Valentines Day Ride (if You Dare) Lucky Lab, Portland, Or

[Boris]

Yep we're riding. Bring your better half. What better way to show her you really care, then to have her spend the afternoon with you and a bunch of other crotchety old farts. This Sunday February 14th at the Lucky Lab on 18th and NW Quimby. 12:30pm

 

[Boris]

Well, so much for that plan. It ain't gonna fly with the little lady. See you guys in March.

 

[Shawn Michael]

It was a nice thought. Mine wouldn't like to go either, maybe I should take my bike boyfriend.

 

[Boris]

I knew what that icy stare meant when I mentioned riding this Sunday. Now I feel like Homer Simpson trying to get back in Marge's good graces.

"Good morning, Marge. I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interests, so I wandered over to that theater you went to last night and I bought tickets to their entire season. Look! Mostly Madrigals. Hey, that might be good. Oh! Oh! An Evening With Philip Glass. Just an evening?!? Voices of the Elderly. Mmmmm."