Goldenrod
I live for the CABE
To be fair, if there wasn't a Whizzer Joe in Illinois, we would have many of these examples to amuse us. High marks for the creative use of junk that a wife told him to throw out, but the need for a beer must have drowned some attention to detail. If the Whizzer didn't fall down then I'm okay with the slinky lady curves on the bottom. Just like what happens in nature, one is a little bigger than the other one.