Yeah, I'm young enough to not even remember when stuffed crust pizza was first invented (to me, it had always been here,) but I'm old enough to remember when the only mobile game you could play on a cellphone was "Snake." Funnily enough, I asked Dad if he knew what "worth a C note" meant, and even he didn't know, and he uses tons of phrases that I never hear among my age group! "Hundo," yeah I've heard that one. Normally though, I don't use much slang outside of the occasional movie/cartoon one-liner and synonyms for "cool," like "sick," "wicked," or "awesome."
If I can save any of the rusty bolts, I will, but I get the feeling not even PB Blaster and a torch will help that much here. This bike's got a good dose of rust in all the wrong places. That said, I'm starting to feel more and more like this bike's staying with me, and it's going to keep its paint and patina. I might clean up some of the surface rust with some rubbing compound and some WD-40, but other than that, it's going to retain most of its current appearance, just minus a few parts.