Craigslist ad for Columbia: Ouch! My tank is dislocated!

[AndyA]

https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/bik/d/vintage-columbia-bicycle/6620224263.html

 

[Maskadeo]

There’s a reason it was kept in the barn for decades.

 

[AndyA]

Yes, like the strange sibling who is kept in the attic. I didn't think of the possibility that his may be a mutation, not an injury.

 

[HARPO]

Viagra gone bad...

 

[fordmike65]

 

[catfish]

Custom.....

 

[stoney]

That's the prototype

 

[fordmike65]

That's the prototype

It's a type of something alright.

 

[HARPO]

Maybe the men's tank shrunk when the person was washing it...