Dayton Azusa bike

[shoe3]

Dayton Azusa on ebay. shipping insane.

 

[shoe3]

7 mins left$$$$$$$$$hiping

 

[shoe3]

I started to bid on this Dayton frame. But Dr.Phil did not have any openings on his show for me;(

 

[Dayton Vintage Speed]

Yup! Seen that one! Shipping was astronomical for me to!

 

[hoofhearted]

Missed the whole auction.

Sounds like it may have been cheaper for a
SW Ohio Dweller to just drive out to Cali ...
and toss it in the trunk. Semi-local pickup ....

..... p.

 

[Dayton Vintage Speed]

Not far from it. Shipping was a bit over the top.

 

[shoe3]

I thought about hitch hiking to seller, buy parts locally, restore bike, then cover the bike in unwrapped power bars on every tube. Ride bike back to Ohio, eat a power bar every 100 miles. Every state border crossed use my cell phone for a selfie, phone charged by generator

 

[shoe3]

of course wear a DEPENDS whole way , changing after every B.M. then autograph the DEPENDS date and time location, release over a telephone line wire on side roads to mark progression in case seller has a posse in chase and was paid off by FedEx for a bounty.

 

[hoofhearted]

@shoe3

Doood ... your thought strategies are waaay more
fully-packed than anything a bunch of Think Tank
Einsteins could ever give birth to.

It is fairly-well known that Wilbur and Orville used
a similar tactic when piloting their Wright Flyer over
Huffman Prairie in 1904.

Believing in the strong possibility that the Flyer may
not always follow the pilot's commands ... and fly
off the planned course ... to the edge of the Earth,
the boys installed their own ''Dropped Bread Crumbs
Location Device''.

FADE TO BLACK ... Look, Phil ... am in the moment
of remembering the time you and I stopped for a
cuppa coffee on our way to a swap in Bucyrus, Ohio.

You were wondering ''why ?'' Santa's reindeer all had
names of Viking origin ... and ''why?'' the Seven Dwarfs
all had names that are adjectives - 'cept for Doc.

Then you asked me if I ever thought that the Seven
Dwarfs were the illegitimate children of a relationship
between Santa and Snow White.

I never told you this, before - Phil ... but your question
is the sole reason I ever considered watching a little
more of the Discovery Channel than I did previously.

Doood ... we have been pals since the early Eighties ...
don't you think it might be a good thing for you to pay
for the coffee now and then ?

..... patric



post script .... Say ... didn't the Huffy Corporation have
a manufacturing facility in Azusa at one time ?

 

[Dayton Vintage Speed]

@hoofhearted @shoe3

Doods! That's deep! Forget binge watching discovery channel, I need to start taking you two out for coffee!