I think your semantics might work, or maybe another beer….How’s the ride?
Ha Ha! Well then I hope someone is providing you with free beer

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How does it ride? I've always kept the original tires on it which look killer but are not very nice to ride on compared to new rubber. So the harder rubber made it a challenge to get going but once it's moving it's a smooth rider. It would ride much better by storing the original tires and putting on new ones.
I will say this bike gets a lot of double takes and I'm not sure people actually figure out what makes this design look so different. It just looks different when they glance at it and they are puzzled as to why. But when they realize there is no seat tube, their heads explode! It's quite the conversation piece and hard to beat the dual headlights...just a bitchen bike!