Emergency Care..."paging Dr. Jake"

[2jakes]

Please take a number & the doctor will see you shortly!

So many “patients” & not enough time or parts!

 

[Greg M]

Well, maybe if you spent a little less time on the computer...

 

[2jakes]

^^^^^^
Before beginning operation “Save-a-Bike”.

Find the “ignore button” & remove any popcorn remarks.

 

[2jakes]

Day one:
1. Dust off & lube as needed.
2. Assemble with whatever parts are available.
3. Post the bike “as is" so that the peanut gallery can tell you
what’s wrong or incorrect with the bike.
4.Remain positive.

 

[CrazyDave]

3. Post the bike “as is" so that the peanut gallery can tell you
what’s wrong or incorrect with the bike.
4.Remain positive.

Dare aint a pedal on that bike! Whahahhahaha...look at him guys, he ait got no pedals! hahahahahhahahaha

 

[Evans200]

Don't waste a lot of precious time on that bike. It's only a X53. Box it up and send it to me. I'll pay for the shipping, lol.

 

[2jakes]

Dare aint a pedal on that bike! Woof-woof & ooowooooo
...look at him guys, he ait got no pedals! hahahahahhahahaha

It is only fitting that the above post be quoted again from our dear president.

With honorable mention to Mr. Evans200 (Head Custodian of the Peanut Gallery)

 

[CrazyDave]

Yessssssssssssssss! I gotta title!

It is only fitting that the above post be quoted again from our dear president.

With honorable mention to Mr. Evans200 (Head Custodian of the Peanut Gallery)

Does this mean if I poop on the floor, Evans has to clean it up?! LOLOloolollol

 

[2jakes]

Day Two:
After checking with images of original W.F. ....
(CrazyDave,that’s short for (Western Flyer X-53)

The sprocket on my W.F. is this in 1/2 inch.

Luckily I found this in the shed.

But it’s 1 inch pitch.
Which means I would also have to replace the rear wheel
to take the 1” inch chain. which I don’t have.

I’ll have to check with Dr. Dave Marko!

 

[2jakes]

Yessssssssssssssss! I gotta title!

Does this mean if I poop on the floor, Evans has to clean it up?! LOLOloolollol

Yesssssssssssssss!
But after cleaning your wild smelly poop...he might ask for a raise in pay.
So please use the litter box I sent you.

Thank You Mr.President.

Btw:
Ever noticed that your left eye is bigger than the right one?

Medical studies on animal behavior found that excessive licking
of private parts is the main cause.