I’m not sure what to say!!

[Hawthornecrazy]

https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/d/vintage-bicycle/6637625162.html

 

[bobcycles]

some ideas...

"cobble"?

"Raaaaat rod"?

"Custom cruiser"?

"clown bike"?

.....just not vintage....puhleeeez?

 

[Freqman1]

Danny is one sick puppy!

 

[rollfaster]

It’s red...

 

[vincev]

He says its a great "restoration".........lol

 

[fordmike65]

"In excellent condition, great restoration. Bought 4 different vintage bikes out of a man's collection 5 years ago. Time to sell some of mine off. Been inside my home, just displayed and never rode it."

I believe he put those 4 bikes together to build this one. I wouldn't ride it either...

 

[John G04]

Its a scolumbia

 

[stoney]

What in the tarnation is that abomination. Sure is a fancy thing.

 

[robert bell]

it's a colinn

 

[mickeyc]

It's hideous!