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Saint Lactose The Tolerant
Things To AVOID Doing To Your Prize Relic …..
Wash it.
Soak it in CLR.
Fiddle with wear and tear flaws in the paint, using a nut-pick.
Rub it with an old wool, cotton or synthetic sock soaked in kerosene.
Polish it out, with four-ought steel wool and bacon drippings.
Clean it.
Rub on it with half of a raw potato.
Wipe it down using a green Scotchbrite pad and denatured alcohol.
Use a Mr. Clean MAGIC ERASER on it.
Clear-coat the machine with Krylon Matte-Finish spray paint.
Apply boiled Linseed-Oil to all painted parts. Let the oil dry.
Apply Armor-All to all rubber parts.
Apply Olive-Oil to all leather parts.
Apply Marvel Mystery-Oil to all moving parts.
Apply Vick's Vaporub to all nickel-plated parts.
Polish the Vaporub away after one-hour, with a seersucker apron.
Display it behind the biggest window in the house that has a Southern exposure.
Attend to any chips in the paint with a decent toilet-bowl cleaner and a Q-Tip.
Some Things You CAN DO With Your Prize Relic …..
Dust it with a brand-new, authentic, feather-duster.
Enjoy your machine for as long as you care to.
May the winds of good fortune continue to fill your sails, young lady ….
….. patric
Wash it.
Soak it in CLR.
Fiddle with wear and tear flaws in the paint, using a nut-pick.
Rub it with an old wool, cotton or synthetic sock soaked in kerosene.
Polish it out, with four-ought steel wool and bacon drippings.
Clean it.
Rub on it with half of a raw potato.
Wipe it down using a green Scotchbrite pad and denatured alcohol.
Use a Mr. Clean MAGIC ERASER on it.
Clear-coat the machine with Krylon Matte-Finish spray paint.
Apply boiled Linseed-Oil to all painted parts. Let the oil dry.
Apply Armor-All to all rubber parts.
Apply Olive-Oil to all leather parts.
Apply Marvel Mystery-Oil to all moving parts.
Apply Vick's Vaporub to all nickel-plated parts.
Polish the Vaporub away after one-hour, with a seersucker apron.
Display it behind the biggest window in the house that has a Southern exposure.
Attend to any chips in the paint with a decent toilet-bowl cleaner and a Q-Tip.
Some Things You CAN DO With Your Prize Relic …..
Dust it with a brand-new, authentic, feather-duster.
Enjoy your machine for as long as you care to.
May the winds of good fortune continue to fill your sails, young lady ….
….. patric
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