Old grouchy bike guy complaints

[vincev]

I dare them to leave pamphlets in my door......Make my day !

 

[vincev]

 

[Oldbikeguy1960]

Maybe you should put a price on some of your posts, and donate the proceeds to the Dutch Anti-defamation League.

How about a " CABE Skirt Guard Awareness Day"? That's constructive.

Or for the Persons of Scottish descent, the Kilt Guard Awareness day!

 

[Gully]

Hose is only as good as the hoser.

 

[62typhoon]

Helpful hint;
If your rant is more than three paragraphs long, no one will read it.
Now, here’s mine.

People that yell at me, “On your left!”
for not yelling, “On your left!” as I ride by.
Look, I can tell your an over zealous dumb ass, just by looking at you.
The best approach for me, is stealth.
I’m past and gone, by the time you even figured out that I was ever there.

We have lots of walking paths in Red Deer and I always feel uncomfortable giving the walkers the 'CHING,CHING BELL...I always feel like I'm yelling at them..COMING THROUGH!...even thought its protocol on the paths there are a lot that don't know it and give the dirty look...that's why I always give a big Thank -you when I fly by.

 

[Boris]

Hose is only as good as the hoser.

Ain't no hoser gooder than "Vince, the Hoosier hoser".

 

[fat tire trader]

We have lots of walking paths in Red Deer and I always feel uncomfortable giving the walkers the 'CHING,CHING BELL...I always feel like I'm yelling at them..COMING THROUGH!...even thought its protocol on the paths there are a lot that don't know it and give the dirty look...that's why I always give a big Thank -you when I fly by.

I'm surprised by the number of people who genuinely thank me for ringing my bell as I approach.

 

[Boris]

People who muddy up complaint threads with positive comments.

 

[Oldbikeguy1960]

Damme, It really bums me too when people with a "glass is half full" attitude screw up my perfectly crappy day!

 

[Rigs]

One hundred year terms also include “Dear chap, would you like a smoke from my marijuana cigarette?” or “a puff from my demi pipe?” When these terms are readopted by the Huntington Beach folks I will give up using the term “skip tooth.”

Used to live near Huntington Beach, now live in Florida where most of the population is skipping teeth