Classicriders
I live for the CABE
Years ago on one of my visits to PG's house, I arrived at about 2am. He came out and gave me a huge bear hug and we sat at his picnic table.
He said that he had something that he really needed my help with, and was dead serious. I said, "name it". So he puts his arm on the table, hand up and says, "I need you to teach me how to arm wrestle". I asked why? He said that at the local bar there was a guy about half his size that he just could not beat and it was killing him.
So I told him to put his arm down and said, the best trick about arm wrestling that I can teach you is NOT to arm wrestle! As a big guy its lose/lose. You beat him, everyone will say its because your so much bigger than he is, you lose and you got smoked by a guy half your size! You have no health insurance, your out of shape, and too old for that crap. All risk and no reward."
He replied with two words, "F'n genius!"
High praise from the guy that I always considered the real genius of our group.
He said that he had something that he really needed my help with, and was dead serious. I said, "name it". So he puts his arm on the table, hand up and says, "I need you to teach me how to arm wrestle". I asked why? He said that at the local bar there was a guy about half his size that he just could not beat and it was killing him.
So I told him to put his arm down and said, the best trick about arm wrestling that I can teach you is NOT to arm wrestle! As a big guy its lose/lose. You beat him, everyone will say its because your so much bigger than he is, you lose and you got smoked by a guy half your size! You have no health insurance, your out of shape, and too old for that crap. All risk and no reward."
He replied with two words, "F'n genius!"
High praise from the guy that I always considered the real genius of our group.