Your correct, maybe coaster brakes are best for you!
But then I think about it, with a coaster brake bike you have to align the rear wheel, on a derailer bike the wheel just slips in. The better derailer bikes even have adjustable screw stops on the forged fork ends to make it even quicker/easier. When installing a rear wheel on a coaster brake bike, you have to adjust for the proper chain tension, it's automatically adjusted on a derailer bike. On a coaster brake bike, you have to use more than one tool to remove the rear wheel (brake arm strap bolt/nut), the derailer bike has either a single sized axle nut or the better bikes have a Quick Release axle hub. "Removing/Installing a rear wheel is faster AND easier than on a coaster brake bike.
So I have to ask? For I guy that truly hates derailers, why do you use the racing peloton as your ID photo? What Coaster Brake company is their sponsor, Maybe Groupo Morrow racing Groupo Musselman?
John
If you are having this much problem with taking the rear wheel off/on, what's going to happen when you have to remove and install your front QUICK RELEASE wheel?
Schwinn got sued so many times because of inept riders not following the quick release skewer directions they had to install the front hub safety clips. It's hard to protect us against ourselves.
John