This is a great do-it-yourself project for someone with a hat full of patience. Picture a Christmas card of the owner trying to ride it, looking at a speedometer, while holding a cute baby bunny eating lettuce off the handlebars? My wife thought that I had two bikes, until she got a new pair of glasses, so I can't buy it.
I would put it in a bike show as a "custom" bike with "nature" listed as the builder. Bike collectors are so warped that you might win the vote. Talk a nude, female, (non-trans) model into sitting on it for the duration, and you can't lose. Does a stripper pole bend enough to go through a bike? It might even have fore-play potential. Does the brick come with it?
I think that you should raise the price.