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Whizzering Roosters Invade A Helpless Wisconsin County For The Umpteenth Time.

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Goldenrod

I live for the CABE
People left early at Marys Door County Beach House so we contacted as many hard core, local riders as we could and we managed to drag our exhausted carcasses about 165 miles. The road beat up this black bike, the Lame Duck, so that each of its weak parts needed a pit stop on the way. David (Left) has memorized how Whizzers are put together so he used the saddle bag full of tools to keep it running. The rides turned out to be a college level course in Whizzering. There are more electric bikes each time we ride so we thunder past them with our throbbing echo tubes blasting away. The Electric Horsemen wet themselves and short out their bikes*



* Like Mark Twain used to say, ”If it ain’t true, it outta be.



Whizzer joke:



Two farmers were bragging about how big their farms were.
One said, “It takes me three days to ride my Whizzer around my farm.”
The second one said, “ I once had a Whizzer like that.”

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