I think I managed to upset him, the conversation went sideways pretty quick.
I didn't even get a chance to use the story I made up, so if anyone else wants to use it, here you go.
I was going to tell him my uncle, who is a Nigerian Prince, just recently passed away and left me a fortune. I'd send him payment of $10,000, to cover the bike and another $1000 as a thank you gift (I "offered" him $5k for the bike) and kindly refund me the $4000 difference. I'll send my agent to pick it up. Then I'd ask him, Kindly send me your full name and address so I can mail the payment. If he did, I'd mail him something funny.
Wasn't able to get that far.
He did send pictures, but they are all from when it was sold here on CABE.
I'll give you the edited version.
Then he must've gotten his photos mixed up, he sent an explicit picture instead of the barn picture he promised.
Photo redacted, trust me, you don't want to see it anyway.
(I do have kids, but I'm NOT telling him that)
Then I proceeded to send him a bunch of various offensive memes, as I like to do with scammers from time to time.