CHITOWN (Chris) ... in light of these newly-revealed factoids, this news does not suprize me at all !! Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum in
Gatlinburg, Tenn, (sometime in the mid-seventies) had a Bible, hand-printed in what is believed to be an archaiac form of what many would
call the Celtic language. Now get this ... this book, the pages of which are now forensically-proven to be made out of a mixture of haggis,
mead, licorice root and rice flour ... has a new book .. that is not contained in contemporary Bibles ... The Book of Eefooviums !!!
The Book of Eefooviums reveals that God has a last name ... a last name He handed down to Adam (and therefore, Eve) ... The Name Is MEAD !!
The name, Mead, has been found to be associated with everything under the Sun .. and a few shady items ... like those Moving Rocks in
Death Valley National Park.
And so, gentle reader ... the Mead association with ALL THINGS ... is something this writer is just gonna have to learn to live with ... especially
since i have witnessed a filmed-reading of this Archaic-Celtic Book ... the film shows many, randomly-chosen readers, reading from the
Book of Eefooviums ... and when they do ... their voices sound remarkably like Sean Connery.
Gatlinburg, Tenn, (sometime in the mid-seventies) had a Bible, hand-printed in what is believed to be an archaiac form of what many would
call the Celtic language. Now get this ... this book, the pages of which are now forensically-proven to be made out of a mixture of haggis,
mead, licorice root and rice flour ... has a new book .. that is not contained in contemporary Bibles ... The Book of Eefooviums !!!
The Book of Eefooviums reveals that God has a last name ... a last name He handed down to Adam (and therefore, Eve) ... The Name Is MEAD !!
The name, Mead, has been found to be associated with everything under the Sun .. and a few shady items ... like those Moving Rocks in
Death Valley National Park.
And so, gentle reader ... the Mead association with ALL THINGS ... is something this writer is just gonna have to learn to live with ... especially
since i have witnessed a filmed-reading of this Archaic-Celtic Book ... the film shows many, randomly-chosen readers, reading from the
Book of Eefooviums ... and when they do ... their voices sound remarkably like Sean Connery.



















