I want a bike that has perfect classical lines, is light, is easy to pedal, can climb long hills, shines like brilliantly polished chrome and has blackwall Westwinds on polished alloy rims with stainless spokes. Oh, and a smallish but cushy black kangaroo hide saddle. If nobody minds, I'll have the frame made of Titanium, polished, not painted. Let the mudguards be flared, aircraft aluminum and painted black, but let the springer slide, this baby won't be jumping no stinkin' curbs. Can I get an Amen?
Oh, I'll call it "Tuxedo."